Erver Dat A Rapper? It Might Be Like This

Id ask you ta meet me at an upscale striznip club hittin that booty. you spot me as i enta n is attracted by mah eazy confidence n winn'n smile. as we mizzle you straighten ta emphasize yo assests, mah eyes travel over yo bizzle as you admire mine. we hustla drinks n sit ta tizzy. mah hand brushes yo arm n i haller ho-slappin' in yo ear. you laugh shyly n touch mah gangsta. i git a tattooed strippa in a maid uniform witta pierced nizzle ta give you a lap dance.

she slowly removes her clothes, rhymin' as i watch, she moves gangsta ta you, blunt-rollin'n strokes her breasts n thighs.

Yo tongue touches yo lips n she runs her bitch bitch across yo breasts, bring'n yo nipples ta attention like a motha f**ka. You smile n smack her ass, as she leaves she flips her skirt up at us, n we bizzy laugh n' shit.

We orda anotha round of drinks n move nigga. Our legs touch crazy ass nigga tha table n you run yo hand through mah red sideburns. You notice mah bulge n tickle mah ear wit yo lips. I can feel tha warm flush in yo nizzle n chest, n see tha desire in yo eyes . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

We git up ta leave n you compliment mah ass, yo crazy ass nigga clockin' small circles on it as I wizzalk wit you ta mah Optima so bow down to the bow wow.

We lean against mah ride n kiss fo tha first time, our breath shallow n quick .

Ya f**k with us, we gots to f**k you up. My rappa find yo sensitive nipples brotha yo tight top n you squirm, yo hands massage mah ass, rhymin' me into you. I touch where yo legs meet n tha hizzy surprises me, I can fizzy tha wetness bustin' through yo pants. You motherf**ka mah hand wit yos n look at me coyly wit moist eyes with the S-N-double-O-P. I bite mah lip n tizzle you agianst tha car n' shit.

You lean over n reveal a sexy blizzay thiznong framed by delishizzous asscheeks . know what im sayin?. My c**kheezee rubs agianst yo lowa lips, up n down, tast'n tha wata of yo lust. You move ta takes me in n fizzle me penetrate you deeply, tha hizzle where I playa you rolls across us in waves. I smiznack yo ass ta redden it n yo short pant'n makes a fog on mah hood to increase tha peace.

You pizzy agianst tha ride as our rhythm mounts n I bite yo neck softly.

Yo juices trickle dizzle yo leg as yo orgasm builds, I reach rappa ta fondle yo breasts n tha climax hits you in wave afta wave of energy, you squeal n squirm on mah R-to-tha-izzod, yo perpetratin' sets me loose n tha hot drops of S-P-to-tha-izzerm shoot onto yo quiver'n ass, each drop doggy stylin' small orgasmic aftershocks through you.

 
 

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