One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager, " he said.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
" A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear and spoke briefly into it. When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech.
So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.
He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows...! "Will you look at that, " said Banta Singh. "I'm getting a fax!" |
