First Class Magistrate A First Class Magistrate FCM is going thru' a forest one evening when his car breaks down.
He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman. FCM - My car's broke. Can I spend the night at your place? Woman - Well. I live alone.
FCM - I'm an honourable man, a FCM. Woman - I got only one bed.
FCM - No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.
Woman - I go to bed naked. FCM - No problem.
I'm an honourable man, a FCM.
Woman - Be my guest, FCM. Next morning while leaving, FCM finds the woman busy with her poultry. FCM - Good birds you got there. Woman - Yea.
FCM - How many c**ks n how many hens? Woman - Two hundred hens , one c**k. FCM - But I can see over a dozen c**ks around. Woman - Only one c**k over there. The others are first class magistrates. |
