A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.- He is shown several possibilities that range from 250 to 500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
Henbsp opts for the most sheer item, pays the 500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to hisnbsp wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelingnbsp naked and return it the next day and get a 500 refund for myself. So she appearsnbsp on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for 500, they'd nbspat least iron it!" nbspFuneral Services are pending.
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