Show business is like sex, you need a good start and a big finish.
GEORGE BURNS. Never let a guy get away with kissing you on a first date - IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO MORE. JOAN RIVERS. I'm not against half naked girls, - not as often as I'd like to be. BENNY HILL. tOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING - CAN BE WONDERFUL. MAE WEST. NEVER LET YOURSELF GET TIED DOWN TO HOUSEWORK, - IF YOU CAN GET TIED DOWN TO A BED INSTEAD.
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