A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also.
Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarassed about staring at the smaller man's p***s.
"Sorry, " says the taller man. "I'm not gay or anything, but you have the longest p***s I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!" "Well, " says the Leprechan, "That's because I'm a Leprechan! ALL Leprechans have p***ses this size!" The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were that long.
" "Well, what with me being a Leprechan and all, I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I'll give you your wish!" "Gee, " says the man, "I don't know about that----aw hell with it, OK!" Soon, the Leprechan is behind the taller man, just humping away.
"Say, " says the Leprechan, "How old are you, son?" Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechan humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two...
" "Imaging that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechans!" |
