One day a Fred was feeling rather horny so he went down to his local ghetto and found himself a nasty nasty hooker.
after giving the hooker 4.50 he did his business and went about his way. After a couple of weeks Fred started having problems "down there" so he went to see his doctor. The Dr. had one look at Fred's p***s and said " I don't know how to tell you this but if we don't amputate your p***s you're gonna die!" He was pretty crushed by this news as he was particularly fond of his member, he said " I'm sorry doc , I just gotta get a 2nd opinion I cant lose my d**k!" Fred goes and sees a specialist who says, "I'm sorry but I have to agree with the other doctor your p***s has to come off" again Fred says he needs to get another opinion. When he goes to see a 3rd Doctor, he says..
"Doc please, please, oh please tell me you don't have to cut my d**k off." TheDoctor says, "Nope we don't have to cut your d**k off, give it a couple more days and that pecker'll fall off by itself!!" |
