One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldnt let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. What the Hell is this? he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. April, he hollered into the bathroom, Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? She replied with a snicker, Its not talcum powder honey its Miracle Grow! |
