Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you?" "Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!" "Wow!" says Robin. "What did you do?" "What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I was in like Flynn. I dove down like an eagle and jumped her bones!" "Boy, I bet she was surprised, " said Batman.
Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, she was but not as surprised as the Invisible Man was.
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