Tarzan And Jane Meet For The First Time

Jane is wandering through the jungle one day when she hears beastly grunting and the rustling of tree limbs off in the distance. She follows the sounds and spies Tarzan masturbating.

He has his p***s inside the knothole of a tree and is really humping away.

The sight of Tarzans muscular naked body and the sounds of his primal grunts of pleasure really get Jane aroused. She strips off her clothes and gets Tarzans attention. Jane points to her v****a and asks Tarzan if he wouldnt rather put his p***s in there. Mmm Tarzan think so he grunts. Jane lays down and spreads her legs wide for him. Tarzan peers cautiously at Janes genitals, steps back a few paces, takes a running start, and kicks Jane right in the crotch with all his might. Jane screams out in excruciating pain What in the hell are you doing, you goddamn freak!? Tarzan replies Always check for squirrels first.

 
 

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