A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Yaknow sumptin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and wes ready to go. From now on, when I says Bell one I want you to strip naked.
When I says Bell two, you jump on de bed. When I says Bell tree, wes gonna mek love all thru de night." The next night he came home and shouted, Bell One and she stripped naked.
Bell Two and she jumped on the bed. Bell Tree, and they started to make love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out, "Bell Four." "What de hell is Bell Four"? She replied, "Roll out more hose, man, yu aint nowhere near de fire.
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