A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.
" "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." "Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle.
I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.
I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye." "You're kidding, " said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit." "It was my first day with the hook.
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