A man is walking on the beach and finds a lamp.
As he rubs the sand off, poof, out pops a genie. The genie says This your lucky day, my friend. For freeing me from the lamp I can grant you three wishes. The only problem is that whatever I give you, I have to give your ex-wife twice as much of.
Sorry, new Genie Union rule. The man says Thats OK, I can live with that. So the genie says What is your first wish? The man thinks for a few moments then says I want Fifty Million dollars. The genie says No problem, but remember that I have to give your ex One hundred million dollars.
The man says Thats OK, I can live with that.
Poof and there it is, Fifty mil. The genie says Now your second wish? The man thinks for a few moments and says I want an island in the Bahamas full of naked native women to serve my every need. The genie says No problem, but remember that I have to give your ex two islands full of naked men. The man says Thats OK, I can live with that.
Poof, tits and p***y everywhere, serving him drinks and food, rubbing his back, and even sucking his c**k without him saying a word. The genie says And your last wish? The man says with no hesitation I want you to beat me half to death |
