A man walks into a bar, and upon entering he realizes that it's a gay bar. Stopping for a moment he desides that he doesn't care he just wants a drink. Walking up to the bar, the bartender greets him with "so what's the name of your p***s?".
The man answers back "I know this is a gay bar, but that's just not my thing. I'm just here for a drink.
" The bartender politely answers back "I respect that, but I don't serve anyone here until he tells me the name of his p***s. Just to help you, I will tell you mine is Snickers, cause it really satisfies. Now I'm going to go serve this guy at the end of the bar, but I'll be back.
" The man sits at the bar with his head in his hands wondering what to next. He looks to the guy at his right, "So what's yours?" The man at his right responds with "Ford, Have you driven a Ford lately, and Built Ford tough." He looks to his left "And what's yours?" The man at his right responds with "Chevy Trucks, Like a rock." The bartender comes back to him and asks again, "So what's the name of your p***s?" The man says, "Secret." "Why Secret?" "Because it's Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." |
