There was this very promiscuous country bachelor named Burt who had never set eyes on a woman's v****a and he vowed to change all that. One day, to satisfy his curiosity, he travelled to the big city and discreetly went to a brothel.
"I'll pay a hundred dollars just to see a v****a!" Burt told the perplexed madam, who turned to the girls seated in the dimly-lit hall. "Man wants to pay a hundred just to see your hole!" she hollered, and one jumped up from the couch. The chosen one disappeared through a beaded curtain and the madam motioned to Burt that he should follow.
Burt hadn't bothered to dress properly and inside the private room, the girl took in his unkempt appearance and shoddy clothing and almost threw up.
"Turn around and you'll see in a minute, " she said, huffily. With the bachelor's back turned, she leaned back on the bed, hiked up her skirt, then pulled off her panties with a flourish. Ripping the false teeth from her mouth, she raised a leg and slowly emplaced the dentures in her love hole. "You may see it now, " she instructed, and further spread her legs for effect. Burt did, leaned in much closer, blinked twice and muttered, "Ah, so that's it." Thrilled with the experience, Burt returned to the country. The next day, he saw Mary, his neighbor's niece, out in the street and he ran out to greet her.
He had the hots for her in a long while and was more curious what Mary's would look like. He asked her. "Whaaat?!!" Mary was aghast at his proposal. "Really Mary, don't be angry, I just want to see your v****a, " he assured her, "I'll pay you a thousand dollars if you'll let me.
" Given further assurances that Burt wouldn't harm her, Mary agreed and they both went into the barn. Embarrassingly, she slowly pulled down her panties and let them fall. Mary stepped out of them and leaned back on a haystack. As she spread her legs, she realized that she had her period, but it was too late. Burt took a quick look at her bloody and stinking hole and cried, "Oh Mary, what happened? Did you have your teeth pulled out?" |
