All the parts of the body were arguing over who would be the boss of the body. The brain said without me the body couldn't peform even the simplest tasks. I guide the body and control most of it's functions. The heart said without me the body couldn't live.
I pump the blood that supplies oxygen and food to every cell in the body.
The lungs said without me there wouldn't be any oxygen to supply the cells. they would all choke from the carbon dioxide. The stomach said without me you wouldn't have any food to supply the cells.
The arms and legs said without us you couldn't move around and would be stuck in one place. Every part was arguing their points when the a*****e chimed in and said what about me? I wana be the boss too! With that every other part of the body roared with laughter! The a*****e got upset and mad so it just closed off. After a few days the bowels were packed, the stomach was churning, the lungs were choking on the fumes, the heart was straining, the arms and legs couldn't move and the brain was getting all cloudy with polutents. All the parts begged and pleaded with the a*****e but it was no use.
The a*****e wouldn't budge. A few days later when the entire body couldn't stand it anymore they all agreed to give and and let the a*****e be the boss. And with that the a*****e opened up and releived the body of all that had ailed it. So now you know why the a*****e is always the boss! Because if you don't do what the a*****e want's your going to be completely jammed up with sht!!! LOL |
