A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be 12 again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he got up bright and early and off they went to the local theme park.
what a day! He put her on every ride in the park: The death slide, the sliding loop, the wall of fear..everything there was WOW. 5 hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Then they went to MacDonalds where he ordered her a happy meal with extra fries and chocolate shake. Then off to the movies, take in the latest Star Wars epic, with hot dog, popcorn and coke and MampMs, what a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and said "Well dear, what was it like being 12 again? With one eye open she said "You idiot, I meant my dress size" The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he still gets it wrong.
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