------------ I am a patriotic Indian and I have nothing against my fellow-countrymendesi's, but the funny aspect of this made me put up what I am writing now. You have probably heard that ABCD American Born Confused Desi. How about ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWWXYZ? -American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel Quickly Reached Success Through Underhand Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful. |