A woman is getting ready to go out for dinner with her husband. As she is looking through shoe boxes for just the right pair, che finds a box with two empty beer cans and 1100.00 in it. After dressing she asks her husband what the Box with the cans and the money is for. He replies " Well dear, I'm sorry...
the beers cans are for the times I have cheated on you." She figures well twice in 35 yeasrs no big deal.
Then she asks well waht is the 1100.
00 for. "Well honey ya see I cashed in all my other beer cans this morning." |
