The driver of a bus full of Sun City Grand seniors was driving down the highway when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds which he gratefully munches up. After approx. 15 minutes she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why she doesn't eat the almonds herself. She replies that because of her old teeth she's unable to chew them. "Then why do you buy them?" he asks puzzled. Where upon the old lady answers, "I just love the chocolate around them.
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