A man with a hair lip walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a Rum and coke, the bartender tells him that will be 4.00. the hairlip said, man thats too high, so give me a vodka and juice.
that will be 3.75 says the bartender. Damn said the hair lip man I cant afford that either. Give me a coke.
that will be 2.50 said the bartender. The hair lip man says I can't afford that either. Well the bartender had a health problem too, he had a huge hump on his back. As the hair lip man was walking out of the bar he turned to the bartender and said " I want to thank you for not saying anything about my hair lip." The bartender said "well I appreciate you not saying anything about this hump on my back. The hair lip man looked surprised and said "oh is that a hump? I thought it was you ass, everything else in here is so high. |
