A truck driver was driving to Phoenix. He stopped to pick up a hitch-hiker. When the hitch-hiker got in, he noticed a monkey sitting in the middle. They introduced eachother.
The truckdriver asked "do ya wanna see something cool. the hitch-hiker said" yeah!!!" So the truckdriver hit the monkey in the back of the head and the monkey started sucking the truck driver. When he had finished, the truck driver looked over and asked the hitch hiker "do ya wanta try it" and the hitch hiker replied "Sure, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!" |