One day 3 friends went for a hike into town and took a shortcut thru the woods, their names were Stupid, Manners, and Trouble. As they were walking manners decides he must stop and take a dump "Go on without me" he said, "I'll catch up with ya's in a minute".
So the 2 go ahead and suddenly come to a fork in the road, arguing and unable to decide which way to go they split up. An hour goes by and stupid is now lost, but he luckily stumbles onto a ranger post, he rush in the door all frantic "I need help, I'm lost and 2 of my friends are missing" exclaimed stupid. "Calm down boy and start by tellin' us your name", asks the ranger. "Stupid" , he replies. "Hey are you lookin' fer trouble" , said the ranger. "Yeah" , says stupid.
"Where yer Manners?" asks the ranger.
"On the toilet", says stupid. |
