A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know, " the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked his young son what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." |
