The Family Circus

A mother, father and their young son were visting the circus. When the elephant walked out in the circus ring, the little boy pointed and asked hims mom, "Whats That?" "Thats the elephants tail, " she replied.

"No, under the tail, " the kid inquired. The mother, who was clearly embarrassed, said, "Oh, nothing." The boy turned to his father and repeated the same question. His father looked and said, "thats the elephants p***s, son." "So why did mom say it was nothing?" asked the boy. The father drew himself up to his full height and said, "son, ive spoiled that woman." from a anonymous writer....

 
 

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