---------- Dennis knew he was really getting places with his girlfriend Carol, when she invited him around to her parents' house, saying: 'We can have a great time together, I'm sure, as my parents are going to a concert and will be out the whole evening.' Thus, on the great day he stopped in at a chemist's shop on his way to his girlfriend's house. The chemist was such a friendly man that Dennis found himself confiding to him about how beautiful Carol was and how he hoped she would appreciate his thoughtfulness in coming prepared with some contraceptives. Whe Dennis arrived at Carol's house he found her waiting for her father to come home from work, while Carol's mother was getting ready for the concert.
As soon as Carol's father arrived home, Dennis suddenly became very agitated and kept stammering and suggested, loudly: 'C...
Carol, I...I..th..think we should j..join your p...parents and go to the c...
c...concert tonight.' 'Oh!' said Carol, disappointedly. 'I didn't know you like classical music, Dennis.' 'I don't, ' he hissed in a muted voice. 'But then, I didn't know your father was a chemist!' |
