A C-of-E vicar and a Methodist minister have been having a friendly meeting at the residence of a Catholic priest. As the two start to think about leaving, the priest offers them a whisky to help them on their way. "Don't mind if I do, thanks." says the vicar, and is given an ample glassful. "And yourself?" says the priest to the Methodist minister. "What? Drink alcohol?" says the minister aghast.
"Why, I'd rather commit adultery!!". At this the vicar spits his whisky back into the glass: " Wahoa!..., I never realized there was a choice...
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