A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the 3rd day the camel suddenly drops dead. Things are looking bleak and the nun says "I am not sure we are going to survive a day or two" Priest replies "Agreed, seeings are we're about to meet God, would you do something for me, Can I see your breasts as I've never seen any?" The nun agrees and shows the priest her pert breasts. "Oh my" says the priest "do you mind if i touch them?" Nodding the priest fondles her breasts. Under the circumstances, the nun asks "Can you show me your p***s, I've never had the pleasure" The priest consents and the nun looks.
She asks if she can touch it and the priest has a stonking erection in seconds. The priest says "You know if I insert my p***s into the right place, it can give life...
" "Oh father, that's wonderful!!" says the nun "Stick it in this camel and let's get the hell outta here!" |
