THE 85 YEAR OLD LADY AND A YOUNGER ONE WERE TAKING A CIG.
BREAK AT THE BEACH. THE YOUNGER ONE PULLED OUT A SMALL BAG AND PUT HER CIGS. IN THEM AND TIED THEM TO HER BIKINI, SO SHE COULD GET BACK IN THE WATER. THE OLDER ONE ASKED HER WHERE SHE GOT SUCH A BAG FOR CIGS. "AT THE PHARMACY", SHE RESPONDED, "THEY'RE CONDOMS". THE OLDER WOMAN WENT TO THE PHARMACY THE NEXT DAY TO ASK FOR CONDOMS.
THE YOUNG CLERK WAS TAKEN BACK BY AN 85 YR. OLD LADY ASKING FOR THEM.
"WOULD YOU LIKE THE RIDGED ONES OR THE PLAIN", HE ASKED.
"PLAIN", SHE SAID. "THE COLORED OR CLEAR", HE ASKED. "CLEAR", SHE SAID. "THE EDIBLE OR THE STANDARD", HE ASKED. "STANDARD", SHE SAID. "WHAT SIZE", HE ASKED. SHE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, AS LONG AS IT FITS MY CAMELS", SHE RESPONDED.
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