A 30 yr old man walks into a store and asks the female clerk if they sell any condoms...
"What size do you need?", she asks. "I am not really sure", he replies. She walks out from behind the counter, unzips his pantsand after a few strokes she gets on the microphone. "Large condoms to the front please", she says The man pays for the condoms and leaves.
About an hour later a 60 yr old man walks in and asks the clerkif they sell condoms.
"What size do you need?", she asks. "I am not really sure", he replies. She walks out from behind the counter, unzips his pantsand after a few strokes she gets on the microphone. "Extra large condoms to the front please", she says The man pays for the condoms and leaves. A few hours later a 16 yr old walks in and asks about condoms.The clek asks him what size he needs. Looking at her nervously, he says that he not sure.
She walks over to him and puts her hand down his pants, after a few pulls she gets on the microphone and says, "Clean up and the front...Clean up at the front" |
