Seven wise men with knowledge so fine created a p***y to their design. First was a Butcher, smart with wit, using a knife he gave it a SLIT. Second was a Carpenter, strong and bold, with hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a Tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a Hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fur he lined it without.
Fifth was a Fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Six was a Preacher, whose name was Mr. Sneed, he touched and blessed and said it would bleed. Finally came a Sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and f**ked it and called it a c**t. original author unknown.
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