Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, Created p***y to their design, First was a carpenter strong and bold, With his hammer and chisel he gave it a hole, Second was a butcher smart with wit, With his knife he gave it a slit, Third was a hunter short and stout, With fox fur he lined it without, Fourth was a taylor tall and thin, With red velvet he lined it within, Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell, Threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee Last was a biker hairy little runt, He sucked it and f**ked it and called it a c**t. |
