A man's driving along with his young son when he gets stopped by a policeman for speeding.
The man shouts out "bastard"!! The boy then asks his dad"what does bastard mean?".He replies"a bastard is another name for a policeman".
So then later that day as they get home the man slips on the doormat and shouts out"shit!!!" Then his son asks him"what does shit mean?".
He replies"shit is another name for a mat".Then he goes upstairs and starts to shave and cuts himself shouting out"ya w**k!!!!!".
The boy asks his dad"what does w**k mean?".
The man replies"w**k is another word for shave".So then the policeman who stopped them earlier,arrives to check out the man's details for accuracy and the young boy answers the door as his dad is in the bathroom.After he opens the door he says to the policeman "come in ya bastard,wipe your feet on the shit,my dad's upstairs w**king!!!!!" |
