P***s Enlargement?

A man wants to have his p***s enlarged so he goes to a specialist who recommends a newprocedure of attaching an elephant trunk to the end of the p***s. The man goes for it and has ahumongous p***s.

One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his p***s reaches up from under the table, grabs a bun and slides back down under the table.

The girlfriend is amazed.

"That's incredible", she says, "Can you do it again?" The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my butt can handle another bun right now". "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer"

 
 

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