A while back, President George W.
Bush called former Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency. BUSH: "Our largest condom factory has exploded and they are My people's favorite form of birth control. We are in extreme shortage! This is a disaster!" CHRTIEN: "George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you". BUSH: "I do need your help.
" "Could you possibly send us 1, 000, 000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" CHRTIEN: "Certainment! I will get on hit right haway.
" BUSH: "Oh, and one small favour, please?" CHRTIEN: " Oui?" BUSH: "Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch diameter?" CHRTIEN: "No prob'lem, " Chrtien hung up and called the President of Trojan. -"I need a favour.
You got to make 1, 000, 000 condoms right haway, and sen'd em to Hamerica." Trojan: "Consider it done, " CHRTIEN: "Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc, et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter.
" Trojan: "That's easily done. Anything else?" CHRTIEN: "Yes. Print on dem: MADE IN CANADA, SIZE: SMALL.
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