A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask, he walks up to the lad behind the counter, drawing a gun, he looks at her and tells her to open the drawer.
she tells him, "I'm sorry sir but I think you have the wrong kind of bank". he replies with "I said open the drawer NOW". So she opens the drawer. He tells her to take out a vial, so she does he then tells her to drink it. she says to him "um....I dont think so".
he c**ks the gun, and says, "I SAID DRINK IT NOW!" so she drinks the contents of the vial. He tells her to take out another and drink it. She does.
It goes on about four or five more vials before the man pulls off the ski mask. the lady notices that the guy is her husband.
he looks at her and says, "see honey, it wasn't that bad now was it?" |
