One day, a masked man with a gun walked into a sperm bank and pointed the pistol at the lady behind the counter.
"Open the safe!!" said the masked man "You do realise that this is a 'sperm bank' not a real bank dont you sir?" said the lady "Shut up and do what i say or ill shoot you!" said the masked man. So the lady behind the counter opens the safe with all the sperm samples inside. "now take one of those samples out of the safe!" said the masked man. The lady does this. "Now drink it!" the lady hesitates, but sees the man pointing the gun right at her head. "DO IT!!!" Says the mask man. So the lady behind the counter puts the sample in her mouth and swallows the sperm.
The masked man then takes off his mask, to reveal that its the ladies husband.
"Now that wasnt so hard was it?" says the husband |
