Englishman, Scotsman & Irishman at the bar discussing their teenage children. Englishman says "You wouldn't believe what I found out about my 12 yrd old son the other day.
I went to his bedroom and under the bed was half a box of cigarettes and a box of matches. I didn't even know he smoked.
The Scotsman chirps up "Thats nothing. I found a half empty bottle of whiskey under my 14 yrd old sons bed.
I didn't even know he drank" The Irishman breaks down in tears and says "You think you've got problems. Under my 15 yr old daughters bed I found a half used packet of condoms. I didn't even know she had a C**K" |
