A couple is in the back yard with the kids barbecuing one hot summer afternoon.
The husband is having a few beers while cooking the steaks.
His wife is bent over the picnic table readying the rest of the food.
He takes a good look at her backside and comments "Gee honey, I think that old butt of yours is as big as the barbecue." She gives him a dirty look as he takes another swig of beer. "No honey, I think it might even be BIGGER than the barbecue.
" He runs over to the garage and gets his tape measure and comes back. "Honey! Your butt IS BIGGER than the barbecue." She doesn't say anything and the afternoon turns into evening, the kids are bathed and put to bed, and the husband and wife are readying for bed too. She reaches over and turns off the light and he slips into bed beside her and puts his arm around her. She turns her head and says, "Don't even think about it. It's not worth my time to fire up that big old barbecue to roast that one little hotdog." |
