A woman walks into a bar in New York and sees a guy with his feet proped on the table. the man has the biggest feet she has ever seen. So she ask him, " is it true what they say?" "It sure is" he replies. "Why don't you come back to my apartment and find out."She is curious, so she goes home with him. The next morning she hands him a 100 dollar bill. "Well thank you" he replies " I have never had a woman pay me for my services" "Don"t be flattered" she says "Take the money and buy some smaller soes that fit." |
