A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him in the back of the head with a rolled up magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paer in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it, " she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lous was the name of the horse I bet on." he explained. "Oh, honey, I'm sorry, " she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation." Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up to hit him in the head again this itme with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" She replied...
"YOUR horse called." |
