A newfie walks into a bar.
sits at the bar and orders a drink, ..looks around and sees the place is dead. So he says "hey bartender, .what can you do to liven' the place up?" bartender says "see that monkey sitting at the end of the bar?" newfie looks over and holy jeez boy its a monkey. Bartender says" I'll go down there and hit that monkey, he'll fall off his stool, do 3 laps around the bar and come back here and give me a blow-job" "I'd like to see the likes of that boy" says the newfie bartender hauls of hits the monkey, and sure enough falls off the stoll, does 3 laps, and comes back and gives the bartender a b**w ***. "lord tunderin' jesawz boy, I've never seen the likes o' that" "well what do you think? you wanna give it a try?" newfie thinks about it for a second and says " ok boy, just dont hit me as hard as you hit that f**kin' monkey" |
