A man walks into a bar, and immediately asks for a double bourbon. The bartender gives it to him. The man drinks it real quick, and pulls out the chest pocket of his shirt looks in it, and orders antoher double bourbon. This goes on for a couple of hours.
Just as the man gets up to leave the bartender asks him, "Why were you looking in your breast pocket after every drink mister?" The man repsonds, "Well, I keep a picture of my wife in there." "Oh!, " replies the bartender, "I see, she left you, so you use the picture to remember her?" "No.
" "Then why do you need the picture in your pocket, and why the need to look at it after every drink?" "Well, it's like this... I drink until she looks good in the picture, and then I go home." |
