Amet and i must look unusual, but I promise it will be worth it." The man replies with a simple "ok". He then picks her up and throws her as far into the ocean as he can and yells "There, now you're f**ked!" man is walking along the beach when he finds a woman sun tanning. She is exceptionally beautiful, but she has no arms or legs! As he continues walking she calls to him and he approaches. She asks him "Excuse me sir, i know that you don't know me but i've never been kissed and since I have no arms or legs its hard to meet people. Would you do me the great honor and be my first kiss?" Well the man is a little shocked that this woman is so forward, but he decides that she isn't asking much, so he kisses her. After a deep kiss she says "That was amazing.. you know I've also never been f**ked. I know we just Bonus joke! Incase you dont like the above: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb! |
