Old guy gets e new porsche and is speeding down the highway in it when he notices a black and white behind him with sirens blaring.
He floors it and drops the cops before having a conscience attack realising he is a respected member of the community etc so he pulls over and waits for the cops. When they arrive the cop walks up to him and says sir its 5 minutes till the end of my shift - if you give me a reason that i have never heard before why you were speeding i will let you off. Old guy thinks for a sec ans replies last week my wife ran off with a policeman and i thought it might be you bringing her back!!!!!! |
