Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness.
But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. On the other hand, you have different fingers. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Honk if you love peace and quiet. |
