A man and his wife come home from dinner where they celibrated their 50th wedding ann.. The man and his wife are in the bedroom where he sits in a chair smoking a pipe reading the newspaper. The wife is getting ready for bed, she is looking in the closet when she turns to the husband and says: "Do you remember these nighty?" the man looks up from his paper, glanses at his wife and replies "yes". the wife then sways back and forth holding the nighty up against her body, she says, "do you remember what it was that you said to me when you gave it to me?" the husband still reading his paper says "I want to suck the life out of those tits and f**k you senceless". The wife then asks her husband, "and after 50 years, what do you have to say for yourself?" the man replies "mission accomplished" |
