A Near Miss

A few years ago i was invited by my sister and her husband to go out with them and one of her freinds, needless to say i ended up in bed with her friend, being naieve when she came onto me i did not realise the signals till after she went asleep, i spent the rest of the night with a errection that i couldent get rid of, i could have so easily been having fun but ended up trying to sleep on my back because i couldent lay face down without my appendage wakeing me up. i now live with the what if i had i know two things 1 i would have had fun if i had and 2 i would have been kept awake all night and not have minded so much.

 
 

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