Once upon a time am an was driving down the road, when he got stoped by a cop. "What's your name?" asked the cop "Rootbreak" replied the driver "Okay: said the cop, " Where do you work?" "Balls, Balls, Bigger Balls, Smaller Balls and Ballbearings" replied the driver.
The cop chuckled "I can't put that on a ticket - I would be laughed out of the force -, just slow it down a bit".
So our friend heads off and gets around the corner and puts his foot down - gets stopped by another cop.
Same thing: "What's your name?" asked the cop "Rootbreak" replied the driver "Okay: said the cop, " Where do you work?" "Balls, Balls, Bigger Balls, Smaller Balls and Ballbearings" replied the driver. "I can't put that on a ticket, just slow it down a bit" Well a few hours later the two cops ere having coffe together, recounting their day, and they got to talking about this guy who worked at Balls, Balls, Bigger Balls, Smaller Balls and Ballbearings, and they decided to check it out to seei if it was in the phone book - and lo-and-behold, there it was.
hey decided to ring, and this nasally female voice answered "Balls, Balls, Bigger Balls, Smaller Balls and Ballbearings, can I help you?" The first cop says, "Yes, just wondering if you have a rootbreak there?" The re ply comes back "You must be joking, we don't even get a tea break!!" |
