Funnies Q - What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? A - You can drop her off anywhere. Q - What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A - Outlaws are wanted. Q - What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? A - Whatever she wants. He's sleeping. Q - Where does virgin wool come from? A - Ugly sheep.
Q - How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? A - It isn't hard.
Q - How can you make your wife mad while making love? A - Call her from your cell phone.
Q - What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? A - His last name. Q - What's the down side to a threesome? A - You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one. Q - Why are hurricanes named after women? A - Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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